1．新生儿The New Baby Mr．and Mrs．Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat．Now Mrs．Taylor was expecting another child． Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much，so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house too． One evening Mr．and Mrs．Taylor were making plans for the baby's arrival．“This house won't be big enough for us all when the baby comes，”said Mr．Taylor． Pat came into the room just then and said，“What are you talking about？”“We were saying that we'll have to move to an other house now，because the new baby's coming，”his mother answered． “ It's no use，”said Pat hopelessly．“ He'll follow us there．”
泰勒夫妇有一个七岁的男孩，名叫帕特。现在泰勒太太正怀着第二胎。 帕特在别人家看见过婴儿，他不太喜欢他们，所以他对自己家里也将有一
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我纳闷，怎么邮箱后头没有.com是什么意思。我说我没有拿笔，不方便记，用短信发一下给我吧。
接到老师的短信之后，发现是“XXXX@hotmail.com”。
3．四方桌子一口碗，看看人家看看咱。人家媳妇给做饭，饿死咱也没人管。煤球炉子钢筋锅，自己烧水自己喝。看着段子喝点茶，没有老婆过个啥？
4．刚和男友在外边吃饭，我一脸严肃地对男票说：“我不想当你女朋友了！”
他问为什么，我静静地看着他的眼睛，隔了半晌说道：“我想当你的妻子！”
男友听了把筷子往桌子上一拍，同样严肃脸地看着我：“你信不信，如果你以后再看段子，我迟早会把你腿打断，然后养你一辈子！”
5．超内涵的聊天记录男网友和女网友聊天，
男的：WC一下
男的回来一看，
女的：你怎么骂人呢？
男的：没有啊，我怎么骂人了？
女的：WC不是我操的意思吗？
男的：晕，WC是厕所。
女的：SB
男的：哎？你怎么骂人呢？
女的：笨那，我说的是“睡吧”
6．的确很内涵有木有杨过左手变得那么厉害，是因为十六年里没有小龙女的陪伴，段誉一阳指名满天下，是因为身边女人太多。内涵...。
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