it搞笑语录（经典笑话大全）

下面是关于it搞笑语录的笑话，一大巴半路被劫，上来几名持刀劫匪淡定的说道：“大家不要紧张，我们就挑几个姑娘！然后马上离开！”当几名劫匪准备离开时，一名女子英勇的站了出来！与几名劫匪厮打了起来！这时，其他乘客一拥而上，成功制服了几名劫匪；末了警察赶到，带走了几名劫匪！当记者采访女子时，问道：“是什么勇气促使你站了出来，与劫匪搏斗的，能跟我们讲讲吗？女子气愤的骂道：“全车女的都Tm被挑走了！就Tm留我一个女的！几个意思！”

it搞笑语录

1．幽默男女雷语语录有人说如果有个男人原意为你在大马路上蹲下给你系鞋带，这样的男人你就嫁了吧！但是我想说：“打死结的算么？”

2．虫虫语录A

虫虫：小花，你用我的铅笔了吗？

小花：没有，我没用。

虫虫：你真没用？

小花：我真没用！

虫虫：唉，你是第17个承认自己没用的人了。

B

虫虫：天天，你有尺子吗？

天天：没有。

虫虫：无耻之徒。嘿嘿~~~~

3．A：为什么猪看到一条搞笑短信后就乐死了！B：因为那猪有心脏病！A：回答错误！告诉你吧！因为猪看完短信后不会转发！

4．学生搞笑造句之大姨学生：去姨家里玩，突然看见妈妈来了。我欢声的说道：大姨，妈来了。

老师批语：你的思想已经完全脱离常人。

5．A Problem in ArithmeticBill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.
One day on his way to school Bill passed a fruit store. There was a sign in the window which said, "Apple-Six for five cents." An idea came to Bill and he went into the store. "How much are the apples?" he asked the store.
"Six for five cents." "But I don't want six apples." "How many apples do you want?" "It is not a question of how many apples I want. It is a problem in arithmetic." "What do you mean by a problem in arithmetic?" asked the man.
"Well, if six apples are wroth five cents, then five apples are worth four cent

6．Motivation 动机MY ENGLISH PROFESSOR once launched into a lecture on "motivation." "What pushes you ahead?" he asked. "What is it that makes you go to school each day? What driving force makes you strive to accomplish?" Turning suddenly to one young woman, he demanded: "What makes you get out of bed in the morning?" The student replied: "My mother."
我们英文课的教授有一次在课上讲“动机”。“是什么推动你在人生的路上向前走？”他问道，“是什么让你每天上学来？又是什么驱使你追求成功？”冲着一个女学生，他问：“是什么让你早晨从床上爬起来的呢？”学生答道：“我妈妈。”