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以下是10条最短的英语笑话，希望能带给你欢乐：
1. Why don"t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
5. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
6. Why is a mushroom always invited to parties?
Because it’s a fungi!
7. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
8. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
9. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
10. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
希望这些笑话能带给你一丝微笑。如果想要更多，请随时告诉我！
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